Sunday, September 20, 2009

TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW ORLEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat: 235 lbs.
Sun: 234 lbs.

Texas over Texas Tech 34 -24!
New Orleans over Philly 48 -22!

Shit yeah motherfuckers!

Ok, now that that's out of the way, and i've calmed down, i am hoarse from all the screaming and yelling last night at the game. I had an old lady ask if i was the one using all the foul language (really happened). I said yeah and pissed in her face (didn't really happen). Then i pushed her husband over the railing and kicked a bobble-headed lady in her stupid bobble head (also didn't happen). I then proceeded to storm the field, high-five a cheerleader, and rip the head off of a trainer to drink his blood, the sustenance of life (maybe this happened...i don't really remember...i had a lot to drink yesterday).

And New Orleans put up over 40 points again today. That's for you Dad.

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